The Day Olosho Ran Out From Hotel

Wonders indeed shall never end, I thought I had seen it all, until I saw a lady ran out of an hotel barely covered with just a towel. She was screaming " i nor do again, I nor do again". Funny right?

Well it was one of those Friday evening you have chilling with your friends from your area(Area-trybe) sipping some exotic brand like Star, Gulder and Guiness, eating barbecued fish with salad. 

I was almost done with my first bottle when I heard someone running out towards our small

gathering close to an hotel in Robert Road. She had on her just a towel wrapped around her chest, screaming i nor do again, I nor do again o", "You wan kill me". 

At first we taught, oh she might have gone mad and so we approached her with caution, some of the hotel staffs came out to help the situation, that is when I increased my paced to catch up with the crowd that was gather very fast. 

When I got there she was explaining to them that she is no longer interested and that she wants to go home. 

On further inquiry, I gather she was an "olosho" whose service solicited by her client but the said client was an old man of 56 years old, who usually would "nack" her for within 10 minutes and would be through, so she enjoy seeing this client every Friday night, but on this occasion, this client took several drugs and concoction and she felt at least "e go try reach 20 minutes" today. 

To her shock and surprised, this client has been going for over an hour and he doesn't seem to be slowing down, in her words "e dey nack me like say e don pay my dairy for how much self", Just N2000 "naim e wan kill me put". "I nor do again o, i nor do again take your money, I dey go house, which kind bad market be this"?

The crowd seems entertained as they burst into uncontrollable laughter and weird remarks. 

I thought I have heard it all until this event.