OMG : Found In Sneaky Dark Places

Think of the sneakiest places –corners, cracks, crevices, holes and anywhere there’s the slightest cover of darkness. You’ll find “It” there.

It is small and unassuming yet powerful, and takes the form of armour, a personal bodyguard, only to be summoned in unforeseen (or most times foreseen) situations - those times when “opportunity” decides to come knocking, “Gba-gba-gba”; and you have to answer.

It’s often under that rug by the left corner in the room, inside the thick black stocking lying deep down in the underwear locker, taped to the inside of the middle drawer.

“It” only hangs around a privileged few; those who can’t toy with their life and safety; those who are seen to have unlocked the highest level of self-protection - “The Protected”.

It’s in that innocent pair of white trainers sitting on the rack. Under the passenger’s seat or beneath the foot rug at the back of the car; anywhere it can rest and stay hidden from the unsuspecting eyes.

The relationship between “it” and “The Protected” is mutually beneficial. “It” always comes through for them, especially when they are unashamed about having “it” around/on them; like this one time, “it” peeped out of a lady’s wallet as she paid the cab driver, she calmly pushed “it” back in without flinching. Now, that said a lot about her – she is thoughtful and in charge of her life. She is one of “The Protected”

It is found in wallets, out with the ATM card, maybe even fitted between the faces of notable Nigerian leaders somewhat squeezed beyond immediate recognition, out in that little zipper on the inseam of that favourite Gushi handbag.

Guy or lady, there will always be those careless ones – “The Unprotected”, who will try to catch you with your guard down; but you set yourself apart by having “it” on you. Trust me; you owe yourself the peace of mind that comes right after. Better to avoid stories that touch. So, your “It wasn’t me” is from a place of confidence.

It’s in that old smartphone box sitting on top of the wardrobe, inside the pillowcase… resting 86° East, for whatever reason. I could go on but you get it by now.

As “The Protected”, it’s more than just going with the flow. It’s about ‘Going with the Flex’.

By “it” I mean Flex condoms - your best shield, your armour, your personal bodyguard in the face of anything sex.

As “The Protected”, you need to always keep it sweet and safe with Flex condom whenever flirting leads to a closed door.

Religiously having a Flex condom at hand is not because you have trust issues but because it’s only ideal for you to protect love yourself first and consider your own safety before others.

With Flex Condom and Lubrica, you get all the protection, as well as all the feelings and thrills for a pleasurable sexual experience.

Flex Condom comes in six exciting variants: Flex Classic condoms, Flex Brown sugar, Flex Spice, Flex Pleasure Unlimited, Flex Stamina and Flex Treasure Island.

Flex Classic are ribbed and strawberry flavoured condoms designed to provide extra sensation and heightened pleasure.

Flex Brown Sugar is a premium studded and chocolate flavoured condom for maximum stimulation and thrill.

Flex Spice latex condom is an ultra-thin and strawberry flavoured condom designed to provide that natural feel.

Flex Pleasure unlimited has unique premium bubble-gum flavoured condom offering extra pleasure and maximum delight.

Flex Stamina is a Lidocaine treated condom offering longer-lasting excitement.

Flex Treasure Island is a combo pack of all flavoured variants, offering three matchless delights in a box: One Flex Spice Condom, One Flex Brown Sugar Condom, One Flex Pleasure Unlimited Condom

Keep it sweet and safe. Always have a Flex on you, starting today.