FIMTV BLOG: June 2016

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Terrified fishermen catch fish with human teeth which can rip off testicles in one bite

A fish called Pacu with human teeth was caught by fishermen in a Russian pond in the town of Tula's central park. The fish is nicknamed the nut cracker due to reports it can rip of a man's testicles with a single bite.

May our dreams come true!!!

‘Zuma, we want jobs, not jets’

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Democratic Alliance leader Mmusi Maimane addressed hundreds of supporters in Bree Street in Johannesburg on Thursday, where he unveiled his party’s ‘Jobs not Jets’ billboard ahead of the 3 August 2016 local government elections. PIC. Siphelele Dludla/ANA

Mmusi Maimane has again called on the president to dump his ‘R4bn presidential jet’ project in favour of job creation.

The Democratic Alliance (DA) on Thursday took its local government elections campaign to the doorstep of the ruling African National Congress (ANC) in the central business district, where it unveiled its “Jobs Not Jets” billboard in front of hundreds of supporters clad in blue T-Shirts.

The DA shut down the city’s busy Bree Street and unveiled the billboard taking a swipe at

Boris Johnson 'offered to pull out of Tory leadership race if Theresa May promised to stand down by 2020'

Boris Johnson offered to withdraw from the Tory leadership contest if Theresa May promised to stand down as Prime Minister before the 2020 election, it has been reported.

A supporter of Mr Johnson, who was considered the race frontrunner until he pulled out yesterday, is said to have approached one of Mrs May's aides with the idea, according to The Times.

A source close to the Home Secretary told the newspaper she had immediately dismissed the proposal. Sources close to Mr Johnson said he had never offered Mrs May such a deal.

The claims have emerged following a day of extraordinary bitterness, in which Michael Gove knifed Mr Johnson in the back – ending the former London Mayor’s dream of becoming Prime Minister.

A supporter of Boris Johnson, who was considered the race front runner until he pulled out yesterday (pictured left), is said to have approached one of Theresa May's aides with the idea. Pictured right, Mrs May yesterday

Tribunal upholds David Mark’s election

MAKURDI—The National Assembly Elections Petition Tribunal, sitting in Makurdi, yesterday dismissed the petition by the All Progressives Congress, APC, candidate in the Benue South senatorial election, Daniel Onjeh challenging the victory of Senator David Mark, on the grounds that it was filed out of time.

Onjeh had challenged the victory of Senator Mark in the February 20, 2016 rerun election

Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Chief Audu Ogbeh

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Nigeria’s shea butter production has received the support of the European Union.

A statement from the Standards Organisation of Nigeria indicated that the European Union through its expert on Technical Barriers to Trade, African Caribbean and Pacific countries’ programme, had started plans to equip Nigerian women with the requisite skills and support

Experts have identified 8 different nipple types.

So now that we all know our breast shape and which country has the largest boobs, it's time to cross the final inside-the-brassiere-frontier by determining which of the eight identified nipple shapes we have.

Seventeen magazine interviewed Dr Tsippora Shainhouse, a clinical instructor at the University of California on the issue of nipple shape and the good doctor provided the

The Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, this afternoon failed to appear before the Senate Committee on Legal Matters, Judiciary & Human Rights where a public inquiry into the case of alleged forgery of senate order filed by Malami's office against the Senate President Bukola Saraki, his deputy Ike Ekweremadu and two others was to be held.

The Special Adviser to President Buhari on prosecution at the Ministry of Justice, represented Malami and informed the committee members that the Attorney General was out of the country. A member of the committee, Senator Chukwuka Utazi, said this is a slap on the face of the senate.

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17 year old son to David and Victoria Beckham, Brooklyn, showed his romantic side as he held the hands and gazed into the eyes of girlfriend Chloe Grace Moretz,19, on Wednesday at JFK Airport in New York City after having a romantic trip together. The cute couple held hands in between photo sessions and also cuddled up together as model/ actress Chloe wore different outfits for a campaign featuring autumn clothing. Chloe confirmed last month that she and photographer Brooklyn were dating. More photos after the cut.

Is this in any way possible? Facebook User/eyewitness, Gulak El-pasky shared this photo today and captioned it, "Man performing magic lifting a heavy trolley with his teeth in Ikeja, Lagos."

Celebrities @ Lagos No1 celeb hotspot

Don't we just love our celebrities? Musicians, Actors, Actresses, , DJs and Football stars.

Do you want to rock with your favorite celebrity or brag about turning up at the same club as today's hottest celeb? Look no further - The Place Nightclub right in the heart of Ikeja and Lekki is the place for hottest stars to party.

Oh yes!.. we can brag about being the fliest with beautiful ambience, all pimped up VVIP corners, improved security systems, top-notch customer service, world class

Six gay men were attacked in Cote d’Ivoire and forced to flee their homes after they were pictured signing a condolence book for the victims of the recent attack at a gay night club in Orlando, Florida early this month. The U.S. embassy in the country had hosted an event a fortnight ago to honor the Florida victims and published a photo of the six men on its website with the caption: ‘LGBT community signing the

Embattled former Publicity Secretary of PDP, Olisa Metuh, has offered to refund the N400 million from the arms deal procurement fund that was traced to him. In a statement released by his lawyer, Onyechi Ikpazu, Metuh said he was returning the money to signify his support for President Muhammadu Buhari's anti-corruption war. Metuh is currently undergoing trial for money laundering at a Federal High Court in Abuja.

Full text of his statement offering to refund the money below

Why Our Client (Chief Olisa Metuh) is Offering To Refund The N400 million – Counsel
In the light of the circumstances regarding the case of our client, Chief Olisa Metuh

Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes made fun of rapper Lil Kim's multiple cosmetic surgeries and got dragged by Lil Kim's fans...funny enough, Lil Kim, who is known to clap down hasn't responded...

Dance Queen Kafayat Shafau-Ameh aka Kaffy is a year older today! Her husband, Joseph Ameh took to his Instagram page to pray and express his love for her. He shared he photos and wrote,

"Happy birthday baby...you have the best part of your life ahead of you... Ain't no stopping you cos you have made it this far and you are going way beyond all your dreams and aspirations... God bless you abundantly and all you lay your hands on... I love you, the kids love you and God loves you too..."

WAEC certificate: Lawyer withdraws suit against President Buhari

Abuja based legal practitioner, Nnamdi Nwokocha-Ahaaiwe, has filed a notice at the Federal High Court Abuja withdrawing the suit he filed challenging the authenticity of President Buhari's Cambridge West African School Certificate WASC. Nwokocha-Ahaaiwe in the suit alleged that President Buhari did not sit for the Cambridge West African School Certificate WASC) in 1961 as he claimed. The notice for the discontinuance of the suit dated June 27th reads in part ;

“Take note that the plaintiff in this originating summons, Nnamdi

FCT Court did not sack Sheriff – Oladipo

Ousted chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Sen. Ali Modu Sheriff has dismissed the report of his sack by a Federal Capital Territory (FCT) High Court, describing the report as “false and a clear misrepresentation of the ruling of the court.”

This was contained in a statement signed by Professor Adewale Oladipo, the National Secretary, who said the court delivered its judgement on certain amendments, which have nothing to do with the leadership of Sheriff.

The statement reads in part:

“Our attention has been drawn to reports circulating in the media that a Federal Capital Territory (FCT) High Court has ousted the National Chairman of the PDP, Sen. Ali-Modu

When Iggy Azalea announced on her IG page that she had ended her engagement to LA Lakers star, Nick Young earlier this month, she said she couldn't 'rebuild' her trust in him. Now we know why she wrote that.

Rihanna once again sparked rumours that she could still be dating Drake as she attended Nicole Scherzinger's London birthday bash with the rapper last night at Tape nightclub in London, partying until around 5.30am. Their joint sighting comes just weeks after they were rumoured to have rekindled their relationship. Rihanna meanwhile made a sartorial statement in a £3130 pink dress by Rosie Assoulin. More photos after the cut....

Kim Kardashian saying goodbye to her public life and Aliens being found before 2050 are some of the events more likely to happen than England winning the 2018 World Cup according to bookmakers

After their Euro 2016 defeat to Iceland, the nation who (supposedly) invented football have now won six knockout games in the last 50 years. That's why Ladbrokes are

Corby Persin, a YouTube prankster from New York city has pulled an almighty one on an unsuspecting lady. He convinced her to cancel plans with her boyfriend after making her believe he owned a private jet then dumped her on the runway.

It all began when he approached her on the runway, she appeared disinterested but things changed when he mentioned his private jet at which point she agreed to join him and two strangers in a car to the airport

Five surgeons worked around the clock at Milpark Hospital last Sunday to rebuild the face of 15-year-old Erco 'Boela' Janse van Rensburg after he was mauled by a hyena at the Kruger National Park (KNP) South Africa.

According to the Park's spokesperson William Mabasa, on Sunday, June 26, a hyena entered the Crocodile Bridge campsite in the park around 04:30 and attacked the boy. It dragged him 30m from his

Read the statement below...

We note the statement issued by the Secretary to the Federal Government, Mr. David Babachir Lawal that the Senate is not the one on trial in the Forgery case instituted by the Attorney General of the Federation against the Senate President and his Deputy.

We disagree with him on this position and we maintain our earlier stand that

The 30-year-old tennis star was forced to skip Wimbledon due to injury but don't feel bad for him, he's got plenty fun stuff to occupy him. The 14-time grand slam champion and his longtime girlfriend, Xisca Perello were spotted aboard a luxury yacht in sunny Spain and they looked to be having loads of fun. Nadal and the Spanish former Business Administration student began dating in 2005 and marked a decade together last year.

Vietnamese-Chinese Twitter user Tram shared a screenshot which shows the large amount of money she claims she and her friends made from their sugar daddies in two days.

University of Benin, UNIBEN post UTME / admission screening exercise for the 2016/2017 academic session has been suspended with immediate effect.

Authority of the University of Benin (UNIBEN) has announced that the 2016/2017 ongoing admission screening exercise has been suspended with immediate effect in compliance with the Federal Government’s directive.

In the light of the above, an update will be sent at a later date. All inconveniences are highly regretted.

MSG Team.

UNIBEN Suspends Post UTME / Admission Screening Exercise – 2016/17

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Looks like Kylie Jenner and Tyga are really back together

Kylie Jenner and Tyga seem to have really gotten back together. The duo were seen at Kanye West' Famous video release party over the weekend and they were also seen together on Monday at Khloe Kardashian's 32nd birthday party. Kylie Jenner took to her Snapchat to share photo booth pictures of two of them together and another photo of them wearing blinged out wristwatches with Tyga's hand on her thigh. Another photo after the cut...

Officials from the National Emergency Management Agency's Minna Operations Office team recently paid a courtesy visit to Former military leader, Gen. Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida (IBB) retired, in his up-hill mansion in Minna, Niger state.

Senji Nakajima, a 61 year old father of two has boasted that he is in a relationship with his rubber sex doll girlfriend called Saori - after falling for her personality.
Senji bought the life size doll to satisfy his sexual urges six years ago while away from his wife on work duties but then months later Mr Nakajima, from Tokyo claims their physical relationship has blossomed into something more - and they have taken it to

Chief of Army Staff, Lt Gen Tukur Buratai, has said that members of the Boko Haram terrorist group have moved their war from Land where they have been defeated to Cyberspace. Buratai said this while addressing newsmen in Abuja yesterday June 28th.

"We have already defeated the insurgents and the terrorists on the land. Now they have migrated to cyberspace. They have migrated to the internet and other print electronic media but I want to assure you that the terrorists and the Boko Haram members who have migrated to the cyberspace, we will follow them to that cyberspace and equally defeat them" he said

Blac Chyna puts her curves in a tight dress

She seemed to have had a nice time as she partied with her future-in-laws she stepped out in West Hollywood on Tuesday. The pregnant 28-year-old showed off her growing bump - and her derriere - in a skintight aquamarine dress.

Twitter user asks a question about the difference between Miss Nigeria 1957 and 2016 and gets an epic reply

Well....

Photos: President Buhari hosts Abuja Imams and selected Individuals to Ramadan dinner

President Buhari hosted a cross section of Abuja Imams and selected Individuals to breaking of Ramadan fast at his Residence in Abuja yesterday evening. More photos after the cut...

Seems the Kardashian/Jenner clan have finally accepted Blac Chyna as part of the family after attending Khloe Kardashian's 32nd birthday party on Monday. She sang and danced with Kylie Jenner and Kim K, took photos with Kris Jenner, her fiancé Rob K, Kim K, Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian. More photos after the cut...

Founder and C.E.O of Virgin Group Richard Branson has revealed that the economic effects of Britain's exit from the EU has resulted in Virgin Group cancelling a deal worth 3,000 jobs.

The billionaire businessman said the company had made the decision to pull the plug on "a very big deal" because of the the uncertainty created by last week's vote to quit

Jason Day, the world's No.1 golfer has cited fears of Zika virus as his reason for not participating in the Rio Olympics to take place in Brazil this summer.

His move comes after four-time golf champion Rory McIlroy pulled out this month for similar reasons, while several other Golf big names have also said they won't travel to South America.

Read the statement below...

The Federal High Court, Ado-Ekiti has ordered the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission and the Zenith Bank plc to show cause why an Order Exparte to defreeze Governor Ayodele Fayose's accounts, filed yesterday to the court by the governor's legal team, should not be granted. The judge gave Monday July 4 for the anti-graft agency and Zenith bank Plc to appear in court with the said evidence.

Mr Mike Ozekhome (SAN), had through an exparte order deposed to on the 24th of June, 2016 by Bimpe Olatemiju sought a mandatory order de-freezing the accounts

Volkswagen has agreed to pay a record $14.7 billion as settlement over emissions cheating and that's just the beginning as they could pay more , court documents have revealed..

The automobile company Volkswagen AG agreed to pay up to $14.7 billion to settle emissions-cheating claims with regulators and owners of nearly 500,000 diesel-powered vehicles, a step toward resolving a major portion of a crisis that sparked litigation and investigations across the globe and cost the company chief executive his

Former Niger Delta militant, Government Ekpemepulo aka Tompolo who is currently in hiding, has written another open letter to President Buhari. In his new letter, the ex militant leader asked the president to learn from former President Musa Yar'Adua who in 2009, introduced the Amnesty programme for Niger Delta militants after discovering that attacking the militants was not a good idea. The letter in part reads;

The American Red Cross has apologized after a poster depicting pool safety rules was circulated on Twitter and slammed by users for being "super racist."

The poster, which shows a crowd of cartoon children committing an array of poolside do's and dont's, was spotted at the Salida Pool and Recreation Department in Salida, Colorado by a twitter user who uploaded the picture causing a lot of backlash. As you

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Mmusi Maimane has again called on the president to dump his ‘R4bn presidential jet’ project in favour of job creation.

Is this in any way possible? Facebook User/eyewitness, Gulak El-pasky shared this photo today and captioned it, "Man performing magic lifting a heavy trolley with his teeth in Ikeja, Lagos."

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Tuesday, June 28, 2016